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 Sunday, October 12, 2008
Fellow Queens,
Today we will discuss the fabulous things that boys say that embarrass the heck out of you. My sons usually save their best zingers to share with my in-laws.
This week Prince #3’s 1st grade teacher had a baby. So after school I asked him all about it. “What did she name her baby?” “Dolphin.” “Really? How much did he weigh?” “45 pounds.” I have this image of Mrs. Wendorf, her husband and the OB standing on a dock posing for a picture with the kid dangling above the pier like a prize porpoise. For the record she named her kid Dalton and he weighed a normal baby weight.
Here are some stories from some of our other royal Queens:
My son sometimes mispronounces corn. When my friends were over for dinner, and he said, very loudly, "I LOVE PORN!" -Queen Sarah of Glasgow, Kentucky.
After Kiefer was born my mom and sister came over to help out for a couple of weeks. One night after dinner my son sat back, crossed his arms, and said "I'd like to have my beer now, please." At least he said please!!! -Queen Heather of Sidney, Montana.
When my youngest son T.J. was 5 we were in Wal-mart doing our shopping and he was getting impatient. So what does he do? He yells “Just hurry up, get the tampons and let’s go!” -Queen Connie of Springdale, Washington.
All I can say is “Boys.”
Reign On!
Queen Linda
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