The 7 year old has a swollen eye like Rocky

Do not ask me what the hell its from.

It's a little red on the lid, not anything that even remote looking like pink eye. He looks weird even though he is acting fine. 

I told him that if anyone messed with him he should tell them that he is an evil transformer from the depths of hell, in mid transformation and that he would eat that kid first.

I expect a call from school, oh I don't know, before lunch.