Queen Linda's Pre-Back To School Address

Fellow Queens,

Before we dive into the back to school chaos here is a Boy Story from Queen Sheri of Fredericksburg, VA.

I am a very proud mother of ten year old triplet boys. I am very open with my sons. When I had to go have a mammogram completed, I explained what is and its importance. In all seriousness Nick asked, "Do we get a dickogram where they squash us here (pointing to his private area)." I thought he was kidding, but all three were anxiously awaiting the answer.

I explained to them that the doctor checks them using other measures and their father explained their procedure in great detail. They did not seem bothered by it after the image they had already visualized of a dickogram.

Oh God. I can't stop laughing.

Reign On!

Queen Linda