Many of you may not know but I am also known as Queen Linda the Royal Cashier at my fav grocery store. Would love to tell you the name but I love my job. Anyway, for the last week or so leading up to Halloween I would say to the little guys, “You know what scares Miss Linda the most?”
“What?”
“You know what makes me shake with fright?”
“What? What?”
“I mean really, really scared. Scarier than your sister!!!!”
“What is it? Tell us!”
They are about to pee in their pants by now.
After a dramatic pause, in my spookiest voice, I moan, “Myyyyy CHECKBOOK! Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa!”
“Huh?”
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